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Saturday, November 22, 2008


One day* three men died and went to hell. Satan was there and the three

guys asked to be sent to heaven. However Satan said that only the good

people can go to heaven...so he let them give him a question each. If

Satan can answer their questions correctly* the person will stay in
Hell;
but if Satan didnt answer it correctly the person can go to Heaven.

So the first person tries. He was a Mathematician* and he gave Satan a

very tough maths formula. But Satan solved it in no time. So the

mathematician goes to Hell...

The second person* who happens to be a scientist* gave it a try. He
asked Satan to prove a very difficult Science question involving
quantum theory and Newton's law and watever sh*t in between. Once again
Satan managed to
answer correctly* so the man goes to Hell...*haiz*..*sad*...

The last guy goes forward. He was a ~Censored~* so Satan laughed at
him.
Nontheless* he asked to be given a chair and an electric drill* and he
was given those things. So he drilled five identical holes in a circle
in the
middle of the chair* sat on the chair and farted.

He asked Satan* "Which hole did I fart through?"

Satan examined the chair and measured the diameter of every hole. He

turned the chair in everyway possible. Finally he said exasperated*
"this
hole"* pointing to the fifth hole.

"Wrong!!...haha..i farted through my ASSHOLE!!!.... I go to

Heaven!!!".....


8:01 AM

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Her Favs Food ♥: Royce chocolates, Japan White Chocolates,Cheese Cake, Tiramisu,Sweet Mango , Strawberries coated with icing sugar , Blueberries, Sweet Kiwi , Yellow Watermelon, White Pear, Papaya, Red Dragonfruit,Sweet Potato Soup, Homemade Almond Jelly, Chocolate Fondue,Matcha Green Tea, Camomile Tea,Earl Grey (new fav) and Lychee Tea ,Haagen Daz and Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream,Japanese Food and Korean BBQ

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Her Favs Colours ♥: Purple(all time fav), White, Black, Pink (occasionally), Red (Only selective shades)

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